Steve's Just a Gov Who Cain't Say No
New favorite website: the Editor's Notebook of the Nelson County Gazette's Jim Brooks. Someone wrote this song and he published it:
I'm Just A Governor Who Can't Say No
By A. Nonymous (with apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein)
I'm just a Governor who can't say no
Gambling is my favorite thing,
With or without the people's votes
I'm gonna hear those slots ring!For a while I tried to build sympathy,
By overstating our financial woes.
But I found that voters don't believe
An honest politician -- heaven knows!I'm just a Governor who can't say no
I'll keep on hammering this cause
More gambling will cure our money blahs
We don't need to change the stinkin' laws
I can't say no!
That's just the beginning. Read (and listen) to the whole thing here
